The Human Sundial

He could even use it as a flagpole!

It's the male equivalent of this photo.

Is It In Yet?

Is the top guy trying to get loose, or is he trying to mount that big dick?

The Wife's Joyous for His Joystick

What a great shaft! It seems like his balls should hang lower though.

(My wife said she'd sit on that in 2 seconds.)

"We Have Ways of Making You Talk"

"Do you need some stim?"

Kickstand

Or is it "The gun that shoots around the corner"?

Tip to Tip

Who's bigger? Who's harder?  Who cares?  Get on with it!

Straight Arrow

He could get a job as the towel rack in the ladies' locker room.