My Wife Loves the Beach

When my wife and I go to the beach, sometimes she likes to go for a walk and collect seashells. 

This time, she didn't find any shells, but she came back with this photo. 

(She was gone a long time. I wonder if she did more than just take the photo?)

I fully expect that tomorrow, she will want to move her spot on the beach to be next to him.

Missile Launch

This guy gets bonus points for not one bit of curve in that shaft!

The Human Compass

Just another day at the beach, ladies!

The Human Sundial

He could even use it as a flagpole!

It's the male equivalent of this photo.

Surf's Up!

Among other things... 

 

My wife likes that this guy's hard cock is almost parallel to his surfboard. 

"I'd like to ride on that!" she said. 

"Honey, when did you learn how to surf? ...   Oh..."

At Last, the Beaches Are Open!

And not a moment too soon.