The masseuse was running behind schedule, so she told them to wait in another room.
Then she made sure they wouldn't skip off to another provider.
At long last - something for the ladies.
My wife says "Enough with the nude babes. Put some men out there for us!"
Guys, who hasn't dreamed of a driveway full of sports cars, a different one for each day of the week?
This is my wife's version of that dream.
And wouldn't you know it, my buddy was more than happy to help me make her dream come true. ;)
(I was surprised by the catcalls she made.)