The Ultimate Strip

He has removed everything - inside and out..

Catching Some Rays

To him, there is no such place "where the sun don't shine".

Wrasslin'

It's all fun and games, until you lose.

 

And then this happens...

Prime Meat

What a predicament! His cock has been tied to his feet, so the more he is aroused, the more he struggles, which pulls on his cock, making him even more aroused, and so on, and so on...

Oh, to be him!

At a Crossroads

The wife and her girlfriends are having a party soon, since one of them is getting married.  They decided this is the entertainment they want.

She said either I pick another guy and we do this, or she's finding 2 other guys. 

This is a real dilemma. Surely the action will eventually spill over to include all the ladies.

Unable to Masturbate

Damn spreader bars!

Let That Be a Lesson

This putz forgot his wife's birthday.

And now he pays for his mistake.

Give Her This Gift

Ladies, did you get the same old mundane gifts for Christmas this year?

Would you have preferred to unwrap this?

It's not too late!

Joysticks

Oh, there's a video game controller too.

Morning Stretch

How much of a stretch?  Look at his ass - it's been pulled up off the table.